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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

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vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

Patty Hype

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bi-privilege:

if you’re going to get pissy because i support bi teen girls you should probably just fuck off my blog

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unblogger:

red-the-sexy-owl:

unblogger:

nashrek ogreier

How fucking dare you ruin the image of a famous pop culture like him. Just because he made some mistakes you fuse him with this disgusting monster? Honestly, Shrek should never be humiliated

out of all the comments ive seen people making this is my favorite

unblogger:

red-the-sexy-owl:

unblogger:

nashrek ogreier

How fucking dare you ruin the image of a famous pop culture like him. Just because he made some mistakes you fuse him with this disgusting monster? Honestly, Shrek should never be humiliated

out of all the comments ive seen people making this is my favorite

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joe-hockey:

NOPE

joe-hockey:

NOPE

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bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

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queenston:

anosci:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

art.
true art.
the highest form.
right here.

+1 oh my god

queenston:

anosci:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

art.

true art.

the highest form.

right here.

+1 oh my god

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sippingonpussyjuice:

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

why are these so real

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time

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microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

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